Fall Along With Me
Indie rp for welcome to night vale community
Oc: Jaska Gurevitch
Fc: Ian Somerhalder
M!a:None
Send my muse a dream, whether it be a nightmare, a wet dream, a trippy dream, or whatever else and I’ll write my muses reaction waking up after that dream.
Send me a ★ if you think I accurately portray my muse

castorochiaro:

feeling possessive of a muse you ship yours with 

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Send Me One (angsty hurt/ill sentence starters; trigger warnings may apply)
"Everything hurts..."
"Please, no more!"
"Augh... I think it's broken.."
"What sort of monster does this to a person?"
"Who did this to you?"
"No, please no! NO---Aaaugh!!!"
"They... they hurt me..."
"They didn't even ask me any questions..."
"I feel terrible..."
"It's nothing, just a scratch."
"Why is the room spinning?"
"I need to lie down..."
"You should lie down!"
"Oh, stop screaming! You're only annoying me!"
"Shhh, shhh, hush--it's okay; you're safe now!"
"No one will ever hurt you again. I swear it."
"Make the pain stop... make it stop!"
"'Stop'? Why on earth would I do a thing like that?"
"I don't feel so well..."
"____, you're hurt. You need to rest."
"You don't look so good... You feeling okay there, buddy?"
"Hold still and take a few deep breaths. This is going to hurt..."
"Don't struggle--you'll only make it worse!"
"Don't struggle--I'm trying to help you!"
"Oh my--you're bleeding everywhere!"
"Oh, boo, you got blood on the carpet!"
"Do you need me to hold your hair back while you vomit?"
"I feel like I'm gonna puke..."
"Ugh..."
"It's fine, I'm fine. Nothing to worry about!"
"'Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch?! You're hurt--badly!"
"We need to get you to a doctor, looks like..."
"Good thing I have medical experience, or you'd be in a helluva lot of trouble!"
"Ooh... My head..."
"I'm pretty sure you've got the flu..."
"I'mma... I'm gonna---ACHOOOO!!!"
"I've been told I only have a few months to live..."
"If this kills me, I want you to have my ______."
"AUGH! Don't touch it!"
"It hurts so bad..."
"Tell me, what did I do to deserve this...?"
"I fell, honest."
"Oh, stop fussing! I'm fine, really!"
"You came for me...I thought... I'd been abandoned, but... you came..."
"Please... please, just kill me... I beg you..."
"Perhaps we should just put him/her out of his/her misery...?"
"Good people don't hurt others... Not like this."
"We're the good guys, don't you get it?! We're not supposed to hurt people, we're supposed to help them!"
"Why are you doing this?!"

Matt Czuchry at the US Open

Put ‘Claimed’ in my ask box and I’ll use a number generator to decide what you get:
  1. A kiss
  2. A steamy kiss
  3. Me for one night
  4. A slap to the face
  5. A confession
  6. Me for two nights
  7. A harsh insult
  8. An angry/jealous text
  9. Drunk voice mail
  10. 4 days with me chained to their bed
  11. A hug
  12. A pat on the back
  13. A kitten
  14. Up to mun

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futurediarist:

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If you get a note like this from this guy, ignore it. Delete it. If you ask what his daughter likes, he’ll try sending you a very suspicious folder with random art in it, as well as a virus.

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Please spread this around because someone who doesn’t know any better can really wind up getting screwed over. Thank you!

Headcannon

Alright lets face it Jaska is a very gay man. So gay. So very very gay. Unlike Vince who loves pretty much anyone willing to scratch behind his ear, Jaska is picky and the only woman who did catch his eye left him sooooo yeah totally gay Jaska. Its official now.

artgeekfromnightvale whispered:

artgeekfromnightvale:

dontaskjaska:

27. Both are actors playing in a movie who are a couple but actually hate each other.

Jaska was good at playing his part.It was just another job, another movie where he had to pretend to fall in love with someone he absolutely despised. He would never admit that on t.v. though or in front of anyone else. No he had to keep up a good image however the star of the movie was making it relatively hard to keep that facade up. Every little thing she did just seemed to add onto his hatred for the woman. Though he was pretty sure the feeling was mutual.

Just another role, she told herself. If only it was just another role, at least she would be having a better time of it. However, Zora knew full well that she couldn’t stand her costar and the fact they were supposed to be romantic? Absurd, truly. It was almost amusing if it wasn’t so annoying. Still, she had to be professional about the whole affair even if she wanted nothing more than it to be over already. 

Jaska smiled sweetly at his make up artist before excusing himself to the set. He unfortunately met her on the way there. “Good morning.” He smile was strained as greeted Zora.

artgeekfromnightvale whispered:

27. Both are actors playing in a movie who are a couple but actually hate each other.

Jaska was good at playing his part.It was just another job, another movie where he had to pretend to fall in love with someone he absolutely despised. He would never admit that on t.v. though or in front of anyone else. No he had to keep up a good image however the star of the movie was making it relatively hard to keep that facade up. Every little thing she did just seemed to add onto his hatred for the woman. Though he was pretty sure the feeling was mutual.

Anonymous whispered: (≚ᄌ≚)ƶƵ - ffwwk

fearforwhatweknow:

dontaskjaska:

Mm Cecil why are you home so late? I fell asleep reading our book….I’m sorry…

[just squids himself around Jaska, arms and legs and all]
Trouble at work. Sorry I couldn’t call.

[does his best to cover them both and kiss Cecil] Welcome home.

Send me “⊗” and I’ll generate a number

strex-sisters:

Below the cut are 200 au/scenarios! Hope you enjoy!

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[SCIC]

steve-carlsberg-is-concerned:

Steve nodded faintly, pulling another off carefully. “I’ll…figure something out,” he assured softly.

Jaska gave him a small smile and continued to pull out feathers. Doing it slowly and gently so Steve wouldn’t fuss at him. “I’m sorry I woke you.”

steve-carlsberg-is-concerned:

Steve glanced down at the book, then held it up, then pointed to the quad. “Wanna practice?”

Jaska nods and takes hold of hid dog’s harness. He was about to ask about his bookbag then decided he’d just go back by himself later to get it.

dontaskjaska whispered:

smokeandsmiles:

smokeandsmiles:

22. Muse A just moves in to an apartment and sings really loudly. Muse B goes over to tell Muse A to shut the fuck up but when the door opens, Muse B finds Muse A too attractive to say it. 

Nic really didn’t realize how thin the walls must be in his new apartment complex. He’d gotten so used to the thickly insulated and practically soundproof walls of his own home that he figured he could sing as loud as he wanted without issue. He didn’t realize that it might disturb some of his neighbors, so the knock at his door was completely unexpected.

The young adult headed over, opening his door with a kind smile. “Yeah?”

Nic flushes a little, ducking his head a bit. “Oh, uh, whoops.. I didn’t realize I was being that loud, I’m sorry.” He does sound truly apologetic, but his flustered tone almost overrides that. The man really didn’t want a whole bunch of people hearing him sing..

Jaska stared at the other noticing how flushed he was and shook his head, “You have a nice voice, you’re just too loud with it.” With that said he made his way back over to his door, where a little girl was waiting for him and asking questions as soon as he opened the door. “No I’m not inviting him over to dinner, get back in the room Lalia.” The little one clung to his leg though and looked out at Nic, “But he’s so handsome! And tall! You like tall guys! Why not invite him over? He must be lonely!” Jaska frowned deeply trying to get Lalia off his leg and back inside.